Beyond Meat™ is definitely beyond. #vegfest

Closer to chicken than anything without a face.

Vegan donuts?!? Shut up and take my money! #vegfest

Vegan baked desserts are rare enough, but vegan donuts? Hells yeah! Vegan Treats Bakery from Bethlehem, PA.

Vegan soul food from Sweet & Natural #vegfest

Impossibly good. Might be using Beyond Meat™ for the "chicken".

VegFest swag bag

Worth standing in line. Got a whole box of cereal.

In line for VegFest

First thousand get a gift bag.

Fondled an iPhone 5 today. Immediately regret it.

Rationally, I know my plan to skip it is the best approach, but it is spectacular. Impossibly light and fluid. Going to be a tough couple of years.

First in line at the Reston Apple Store

Not really. Just passing by. No line.

I took this photo today. In the year 2012.

Have to admit, I'm impressed an iPod this old still works.

Cheeseless Superbiotic at Naked Pizza

Looks like Amazon confirmed my "reverse subsidy" theory

In Jan. 2010, I theorized the $130 markup for mobile broadband on the iPad was mostly a payout to the carrier to secure service. Today, people are wondering why the markup for mobile broadband on the Kindle Fire HD is $130.