Sunday, May 29, 2011

Getting drunk at Sunset Hills Vineyard

Kidding. I'm stone sober as usual.

Saturday, May 28, 2011

Feeling fantastic (at the moment)

Feel like I finally got a bad med out of my system. Will see how well diet and exercise serve me this weekend.

Friday, May 27, 2011

I like my batteries like I like my women: packing a jelly roll.

Sorry, I saw the words “jelly roll” and couldn’t help myself.

Thursday, May 26, 2011

Great advice from @ChrisPirillo: "Is Your Blog Human Enough?"

Between sarcasm and handwritten posts, I’ve got the human angle pretty well covered.

Wednesday, May 25, 2011

Why can't PowerPoint have an easy option to export high-res images?

People see these slides blown up across projector screens and think they’ve got massive images, then they export them to image format at 960 x 720 still believing they’re huge. Meanwhile, the solution of printing with Microsoft Document Imaging remains a well-kept secret. There needs to be an easy “export to printable format” option.

Saturday, May 21, 2011

Gotta love the views in Reston

Thursday, May 19, 2011

Nobody likes cucumber.

Just needed a URL to support that I read this on the Internet.

Monday, May 16, 2011

Just drove under a helicopter

Was literally hovering over Sunset Hills Drive when I drove under it. Cool.

Thursday, May 12, 2011

Monday, May 09, 2011

My favorite phrase to hear at work is: Who gives a s---? Brings a smile to my face. :)

It typically signifies that a problem is being given the attention it truly deserves.

Sunday, May 01, 2011

Lettuce, parsley and strawberry planted

Should make for an interesting salad.