Wednesday, April 27, 2011

Dear Birthers: Here's your "long form" cert. Please STFU now

Not that I expect this to satisfy any of those irrational morons who believed in the Birther conspiracy in the first place.

Tuesday, April 26, 2011

If catching cat vomit isn't good practice for parenthood, forget I wrote this.

It's easier than cleaning the floor and I figure I'll be catching worse
when I have kids. Or at least that's how I justify it.

Friday, April 22, 2011

In case I forget: Happy Homer Day!

Late one night on the couch. Homer can make himself comfortable in any gap.

Sunday, April 17, 2011

Wednesday, April 13, 2011

Fox & Friends viewers be aware: That dude giving breast exams at Walgreens is not a doctor.

No matter what Steve Doocy says, the guy offering to check your pelvis at Walgreens is a pervert, not a doctor.

Tim Pawlenty: "I'm Running For President" #NotIntendedToBeAFactualStatement

“[Tim Pawlenty’s] campaign said the ’I’m running for president’ comment was not an official announcement.” – With such daring statements followed by forceful retractions, I just don’t understand why people find T-Paw boring.

Monday, April 11, 2011

I may have a computer peripheral addiction

Or perhaps just a computer addiction. Either way, dual keyboard usage seems a bit excessive.

$15 gift card for only $70? Deal #FAIL

I know what they're trying to say (I think), but they didn't do it right.