My favorite phrase to hear at work is: Who gives a s---? Brings a smile to my face. :)

It typically signifies that a problem is being given the attention it truly deserves.

Lettuce, parsley and strawberry planted

Should make for an interesting salad.

Dear Birthers: Here's your "long form" cert. Please STFU now http://tinyurl.com/3pd9ey9

Not that I expect this to satisfy any of those irrational morons who believed in the Birther conspiracy in the first place.

If catching cat vomit isn't good practice for parenthood, forget I wrote this.

It's easier than cleaning the floor and I figure I'll be catching worse
when I have kids. Or at least that's how I justify it.

In case I forget: Happy Homer Day!

Late one night on the couch. Homer can make himself comfortable in any gap.

Eating mango shave ice with adzuki and ice cream

Bluebells at Bull Run Regional Park

Impromptu pond at Bull Run Regional Park

Fox & Friends viewers be aware: That dude giving breast exams at Walgreens is not a doctor. http://tinyurl.com/4xwge2e

No matter what Steve Doocy says, the guy offering to check your pelvis at Walgreens is a pervert, not a doctor.

Tim Pawlenty: "I'm Running For President" #NotIntendedToBeAFactualStatement http://tinyurl.com/3w58thk

“[Tim Pawlenty’s] campaign said the ’I’m running for president’ comment was not an official announcement.” – With such daring statements followed by forceful retractions, I just don’t understand why people find T-Paw boring.

I may have a computer peripheral addiction

Or perhaps just a computer addiction. Either way, dual keyboard usage seems a bit excessive.

$15 gift card for only $70? Deal #FAIL

I know what they're trying to say (I think), but they didn't do it right.

Angry Birds on a Windows 7 tablet? No! Angry Birds on TWO Windows 7 tablets! http://tinyurl.com/3wlw6eg

That’s right. Dueling Angry Birds on Windows tablets on video only from Sumocat.

Just saw Eee Slate ad on Pandora

Used the video posted on Microsoft's site.

Almost done at the dentist. Yay!

Attn marketers: You cannot charge a fee and call your service free!

Just wasted three minutes reading about a “free” delivery service before getting to the $79 annual fee. WTF? That’s like Jiffy Lube advertising free oil (with $30 oil change).

My shave ice flavor? Tiger's blood!

Actually strawberry, watermelon and coconut blend, but whatever. Great way to sell shave ice.

Real shave ice in Virginia! Woo hoo!

Hau Lani Shave Ice at Manaport Plaza in Manassas! Just opened! So awesome!

Bumper sticker seen on Hummer H3: "Don't let the car fool you, my treasure is in heaven."

A bumper sticker that reads "I am an idiot" would have been more direct.

"Beef" and broccoli for lunch

Discovered that the East Chateau Chinese restaurant next to Vienna Rexall serves vegetarian "meats". Sauce is a bit sweet but tasty.