Getting drunk at Sunset Hills Vineyard

Kidding. I'm stone sober as usual.

Feeling fantastic (at the moment)

Feel like I finally got a bad med out of my system. Will see how well diet and exercise serve me this weekend.

I like my batteries like I like my women: packing a jelly roll. http://tinyurl.com/3zpl4js

Sorry, I saw the words “jelly roll” and couldn’t help myself.

Great advice from @ChrisPirillo: "Is Your Blog Human Enough?" http://bit.ly/lG4Ngc

Between sarcasm and handwritten posts, I’ve got the human angle pretty well covered.

Why can't PowerPoint have an easy option to export high-res images?

People see these slides blown up across projector screens and think they’ve got massive images, then they export them to image format at 960 x 720 still believing they’re huge. Meanwhile, the solution of printing with Microsoft Document Imaging remains a well-kept secret. There needs to be an easy “export to printable format” option.

Gotta love the views in Reston

Unfortunate timing of iPad 2 stories at @Slashgear

Close a door, open a window.

This is sooo #Takei http://youtu.be/dRkIWB3HIEs http://www.itsoktobetakei.com/

Literally the most Takei-est thing on the Internet. (Not that there’s anything wrong with that.)

Nobody likes cucumber.

Just needed a URL to support that I read this on the Internet.

Just drove under a helicopter

Was literally hovering over Sunset Hills Drive when I drove under it. Cool.

Up close with two baby groundhogs (video) http://youtu.be/3kvWZB2kWeI

Part of my unlisted YouTube stash. http://youtu.be/3kvWZB2kWeI

My favorite phrase to hear at work is: Who gives a s---? Brings a smile to my face. :)

It typically signifies that a problem is being given the attention it truly deserves.

Lettuce, parsley and strawberry planted

Should make for an interesting salad.